Kitchen junk drawers-everybody has one, right? What starts off to be a drawer for matches or scotch tape turns out to hold the most incredible junk! For instance, keys. Why am I even keeping these? I don't even know what these go to - except this one. This one went to my car four years ago! Let's see...here are some McDonald's Monopoly pieces. Yup. Still waiting for the granddaddy of them all- Boardwalk! (Me and about 680 million other people). I don't know how this half eaten candy bar got in here? There's that lighter the kids were looking for, right next to the discarded Nicorette gum. Well, maybe next year huh kids?
Uh, what else? A wine cork, a handful of store receipts that couldn't quite make it to the trash. I do have trash bag ties - about a million of 'em, but no bags. What happened to all the bags? Here are some unfinished antibiotics. Well, being the cheapskate that I am, I'll just hold onto these until one of the kids gets some kind of infection that can't wait until payday. Oh, here's an expired coupon for Fashion Cottage's semi-annual dress event. Didn't that store go out of business in 1979? Uh oh. Here's a wedding invitation to my little niece's wedding. Aww let's see now - she's been married goin' on.. eight years I think.
Being as I'm in the cleaning mode, I may as well hit the living room. Look at this stack of magazines! Ooh! A juicy copy of the Enquirer. Now I know this is old, I mean I think this starlet was married to that guy eight guys ago!
Man I really gotta get my life in order. I know! I've got a pocket organizer that will just do the trick. I can organize coupons, track magazine subscriptions, etc...now let's see - where did I put that?